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November 20th, 2009 Oh my! Oprah makes it O-fficial This just in: Oprah has made it O-fficial. In a major O-nnouncement that sent shockwaves from Chicago to Tokyo, Oprah Winfrey says she will end her groundbreaking talk show in 2011 to launch a TV network called OWN (The Oprah Winfrey Network). Some say Oprah’s popularity has suffered since she went political to get President O-bama into the O-val Office and subsequently failed to lure the O-lympics to her beloved Chicag-O. But her show is watched by an estimated 42 million viewers in 145 countries, so she has unlimited O-pportunities. A source close to Winfrey’s beloved iguana Dr. Phil said she plans to launch a satellite network called Radi-O Free Winfrey, star opposite George Clooney and Danny DeVito in “O, Sister Where Art Thou?” and make her Broadway debut in “Phantom of the Oprah.” Stay tuned for details about her plan to clean up the O-ceans, save the O-zone layer and end America’s dependence on OPEC. | |
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October 16th, 2009 Media follows ‘Balloon Boy’ with ‘Wild Things’ coverage
When informed that the “Wild Things” story was actually a movie set to open this weekend, the media responded, “Oops. Never mind.” | |
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September 10th, 2009 Obama heckled by Animal House of Representatives
South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson (right) and others responded to Obama’s appeal to join together for the good of the country by channeling a scene from “Animal House” — blurting out “death panel!” while pretending to cough into their hands. Later it was discovered that GOP lawmakers had littered the floor of Congress with crumpled-up paper airplanes and used magic markers to scrawl “Obama loves Pelosi” and “Barack sucks” on the backs of chairs. Though some Democrats slammed Wilson for his disrespectful outburst, key Republicans praised him for sucking up half the air time that might have been used to cover the actual speech. Analysts say GOP reaction to the president’s speech proves his Republican foes aim are determined to turn one of the most important issues of our time into a political food fight. | |
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July 30th, 2009 Sarah Palin enters Miss Anti-America pageant
WATCH: CNN iReport video of this story Palin’s natural flair for political pageantry endeared her to millions after John McCain crowned her Miss GOP Running Mate 2008, and the former Miss Alaska second runner-up strutted across that Bridge From Nowhere and wowed ’em with her lipstick on a pitbull hockey mom acceptance speech. Critics dissed her as a dizzy diva, unqualified to run the country. But the popular Palin picked up several more titles out on the campaign trail, where she was crowned Miss Adventure, Miss Quotation and Miss Informed. After the election, the glamorous governor continued to tout herself for the title of Miss Understood. However, sources say she missed the national spotlight in Alaska, where her hopes for fresh pageant glory seemed limited despite repeated nominations for Miss Behavior and Miss Conduct.
She can write those memoirs, keep posting bitter Tweet nothings on Twitter, and – if she plays her maverick cards right and gets more people to hate the socialist president – many believe that by 2012 she could earn the ultimate title … Miss Anti-America. | |
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July 14th, 2009 Jacko murdered? Wacko sister makes sensational claim
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